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Coffee Is For Closers T-Shirt

Coffee Is For Closers T-Shirt

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COFFEE IS FOR CLOSERS — Executive Edition Tee

Not everyone earns coffee.
Only the ones who finish the deal do.

This staple piece from the Michael Martinez collection takes an iconic line and elevates it into a clean, minimal, high-authority design made for top performers who don’t show up to participate — they show up to convert.

Front Print

Bold black-bar typography stating the rule of the room:
COFFEE IS FOR CLOSERS

It’s not motivational.
It’s qualification.

Sleeve Detailing

  • Right Sleeve: 10X red + white strike — discipline encoded

Back Print

Subtle MM monogram at the neck
Luxury positioning, no noise, no distraction.


Why This Tee Exists

Because in sales, collections, finance, negotiations, business development — the world doesn’t reward effort, time, almost, or “I tried.”

It rewards outcomes.

This shirt is for:

  • Appointment setters turned deal finishers

  • Sales pros who hit quota before lunch

  • Collectors who don’t chase — they close

  • Entrepreneurs who understand numbers, pressure, and timing

It’s not designed for the talkers.
It’s built for the producers.


Fit & Fabric

  • Bella Canvas premium combed cotton blend

  • Ultra-soft retail handfeel

  • Lightweight, resilient print

  • Side-seamed & pre-shrunk for structure and longevity

Available in Black & White
Both styled for boardroom, bullpen, CRM war rooms, and those 7AM espresso-and-dial sessions where leaders separate from listeners.


Wear It With Intent

When you walk in wearing this, the message is already delivered:
Coffee isn’t comfort.
It’s a trophy earned at the close.

If you’re not sealing the deal — step away from the mug.


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