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Bold. Western. Zero apologies.
This isn’t a soft-spoken graphic tee — it’s a full send statement for anyone who’s tired of opinions, noise, and unsolicited advice. The Kiss My Ass shirt is built for the ranch-minded, tough-skinned, tequila-sipping personality that doesn’t break stride for critics.
Small Rancho El Agave crest
Clean, minimal, ranch-authentic placement
Quiet in the front… chaos in the back
Full graphic donkey artwork
Red lipstick kiss mark as the stamp of attitude
Rope border giving it true Western barroom energy
Top banner reads: KISS MY in signature rodeo-red
This design is half cowboy grit, half tequila humor, and 100% “don’t test me today.”
Ranch hands & tequila lovers
Honky-tonk Saturday nighters
Barrel racers and boot scuffers
Anyone who prefers blunt reality over polite fiction
The “I said what I said” crowd
This is not a tee for shy personalities.
This is the uniform for the too busy to care.
Premium soft cotton (no stiff gas-station feel)
Breathable structure for hot days, rodeo nights, or agave fields
Fade-resistant print, soft hand finish, long-wear comfort
Color: Black
Vibe: Bar-stool outlaw meets Western comedy
Cowboy boots & denim
Tequila pour, no lime, no salt
Live band nights
Tailgate bonfires